On the walk home today, my eye was drawn to a rather non-descript flier stuck to a signpost; I only noticed it because the banner across the top read"Become a Sperm Donor!" in bright blue lettering. A handsome white man in jeans and an oxford shirt --clearly virile, this one-- grinned out at you from the poster, and next to his smiling face were the words "Helping others never felt so good!"
Now charity can involve masturbating something other than your conscience.