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What men and women are really saying to each other in bars when they say things to each other in bars.

Him: "Hey there." [I want to fuck you.]
Her: "Hello." [Will you buy me a drink?]
Him: "Can I buy you a drink?" [I want to fuck you.]
Her: "Sure."
Him: "So, what do you do?" [I don't care; I just want to fuck you.]
Her: "I (blah blah blah). What do you do? [What's your annual income?]
Him: "I (blah blah blah)" [Will you fuck me now?]
Her: "Are you single?" [Are you rich enough for me to fuck you?]
Him: "Actually, yes. Can I just say that you look beautiful." [Actually, I'm married. But I want to fuck you.]
Her: "Aw, thank you. So, are you here with friends?" [Can you introduce me to men who make more money than you do?]
Him: "Yes, they are around somewhere." [I want to fuck you; I have dibs on fucking you]
Her: "Well, thanks for the drink. I have to get going." [I can do better than you tonight]
Him: "Sure. It was nice to meet you; maybe I'll see you around." [I want to fuck you. I will keep trying]

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