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Oprah got fat again.

Would this bitch just die already.

Every year it's: "Yeah! I'm healthy and fit and sexy!"

Then it's: "Waaa, I'm fat!"

I feel like this is just a circuitous orchestrated stunt in an effort to prove that billionaire women have problems too. She gets skinny - how inspiring for her overweight, middle-aged, mid-Western viewers! They can do it too! Then she gets fat - just like her overweight, middle-aged, mid-Western viewers. She understands their struggles!

I don't think billionaires should be allowed to pretend they have problems. If you can't figure out how to have a damn near perfect life with a billion dollars, your ass deserves to be permanantly broke.


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