"I moved to this city to break into acting." (I will be on this restaurant's waitstaff indefinately.)
"But what I'd really like to do is direct." (I'm an overpaid, marginally talented actress; soon I will be doing porn.)
"Eventually, I plan to go into politics." (I plan to fail at everything else first; then I will foist myself on the apathetic populace as a capable public servant before fleeing in the wake of a scandal.)
"I really want to model." (I don't realize how fat I am.)
"I'm shopping my album to labels right now." (Don't be surprised when you see me still standing behind this bar in five years.)
"I'm in art school studying photography." (I'm an over-indulged child with a camera.)
"I'm a writer." (I have a blog.)