Archives
- 2008.08.27: A safe and legal mood enhancer
- 2008.08.19: Driving them to New Jersey.
- 2008.08.19: I like to think of it as the Swedish bible.
- 2008.08.15: Alarming.
- 2008.07.28: Champaign Saturdays
- 2008.07.27: Hungry hungry hippos
- 2008.07.22: Bitching about hipsters never gets old; for that reason I might actually miss them when they're gone.
- 2008.07.18: The Clipboard Menace
- 2008.07.16: Falling
- 2008.07.10: What men and women are really saying to each other in bars when they say things to each other in bars.
- 2008.07.09: Difficult
- 2008.07.08: Fuck this shit.
- 2008.07.07: And you shall know me by my receipts
- 2008.07.04: Late evening exchange
- 2008.07.03: Early evening exchange.
- 2008.06.27: The other woman
- 2008.06.26: My tic, real quick.
- 2008.06.19: Bologna on wry.
- 2008.06.17: Shopping, my ass.
- 2008.06.04: Learning the internet and finally doing awesome.
- 2008.05.30: Little girl, big city
- 2008.05.28: I now pronounce you man and beard.
- 2008.05.22: TMI
- 2008.05.22: Tipsy
- 2008.05.16: Making it my business
- 2008.05.15: Unlike most women
- 2008.05.08: Not looking at the stars.
- 2008.05.07: Register this.
- 2008.05.06: Going Dutch.
- 2008.05.01: As promised.
- 2008.04.30: Now with 20% more boobs.
- 2008.04.23: Fight Club.
- 2008.04.21: Lovers and leopards and zebras, oh my.
- 2008.04.15: Let them eat cake.
- 2008.04.06: April 15
- 2008.04.03: It's what's for dinner.
- 2008.04.01: I see a red door.
- 2008.03.27: Three years and counting.
- 2008.03.17: STFU before I register Republican
- 2008.03.12: Green is the new black.
- 2008.03.08: STFU before I put you into Savasana.
- 2008.02.28: She bangs.
- 2008.02.23: In heat
- 2008.02.20: These boots were made for walkin'.
- 2008.02.13: Post-graduate education.
- 2008.02.11: Paper or plastic
- 2008.02.08: Keeping us safe.
- 2008.02.04: Vday
- 2008.01.29: Panic Button
- 2008.01.27: Chivalry...when it's not dead, it's impotent.
- 2008.01.23: Entitled
- 2008.01.21: Recession steps in where writers left off.
- 2008.01.20: Bedroom politics
- 2008.01.18: Giving it up
- 2008.01.09: Nice bitch.
- 2008.01.05: High beams.
- 2008.01.03: Envy.
- 2007.12.31: The One
- 2007.12.30: Shoe love.
- 2007.12.19: Players
- 2007.12.06: Men at work.
- 2007.11.29: Insuring assurances
- 2007.11.23: Photo exposure.
- 2007.11.21: Blondes, brunettes, engagement rings.
- 2007.11.15: Sipping cognac, sans metrosexual
- 2007.11.14: The 26th lap
- 2007.11.08: Toys in Babeland
- 2007.11.02: Holding the keys to his heart, and the map to everything in the apartment
- 2007.11.01: Old Faithful
- 2007.09.27: WTF: Scrapbooks
- 2007.09.18: Blessed are the poor in spirit.
- 2007.09.14: Balls.
- 2007.09.12: The life cycle of the white cotton oxford.
- 2007.06.13: History lesson.
- 2007.05.03: Why Think when you can Obey?
- 2007.04.26: Cheers.
- 2007.02.15: Disturbed.
- 2007.02.06: Oh Tanenbaum.
- 2007.01.22: Irony
- 2007.01.20: How not to pick up women on the street.
- 2007.01.17: Resolutions: A Ramble
- 2007.01.09: The only thing my mother ever taught me to make was reservations.
- 2007.01.08: I'd like to kick these guys in the purity balls.
- 2007.01.05: Oh, you work in publishing?!?
- 2006.12.29: I can stop biting the pillow now.
- 2006.12.28: citrus
- 2006.12.27: the gods are dead; long live the gods
- 2006.11.28: out of the atheist closet
- 2006.11.13: math application
- 2006.11.11: happy birthday to me
- 2006.10.21: A passionate if somewhat overwrought complaint.
- 2006.10.21: Home again.
- 2006.10.05: Rain, rain, go away....no seriously. Not right now, ok?
- 2006.10.02: Getting away.
- 2006.09.24: Under pressure.
- 2006.09.20: A cliche of a woman inhabits my subconcious.
- 2006.09.20: Another post featuring Jessica Simpson.
- 2006.09.18: An open letter to the 18-yr-old blondes who just joined my gym.
- 2006.09.17: But if I saw Jesus at Starbucks I would totally get his autograph.
- 2006.09.08: Taxi
- 2006.08.09: The other campaign banner tells the blind guy to look out for his neighbors
- 2006.08.08: Quit yer whining
- 2006.08.06: She wore an...
- 2006.08.04: Clever marketing or Freudian slip?
- 2006.08.01: Not my style
- 2006.07.25: We don't need no education.
- 2006.07.17: It's too hot for heat
- 2006.07.17: Much ado about nothing
- 2006.07.11: Words for Whoopee
- 2006.06.22: Urban Hipsters Everywhere Envy Me
- 2006.06.21: Viva La Insistence!
- 2006.06.13: World Cup Widow
- 2006.05.16: ...all women are whores.
- 2006.05.11: An Open Letter to Some of the People on the Second Floor of My Office Building
- 2006.05.09: Passive-Aggressive Early Morning Post
- 2006.05.01: Cynical
- 2006.04.14: Spontaneity
- 2006.04.12: The long road home
- 2006.03.30: Titles for this blog that are far more apt than the present title
- 2006.03.21: Guide to urban living for young single women
- 2006.03.16: Fill-in-the-Blank One Act Play: Two Girls Leaving a High-End Boutique
- 2006.02.25: Shacking Up
- 2006.01.31: Do I know you?
- 2006.01.13: A new rung on the corporate ladder
- 2006.01.09: Only the strong survive...only the brave wear spandex
- 2006.01.03: 2005: blink and you missed it